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Wednesday 3 September 2014

Funny Jokes For Kids To Tell Adults Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

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A man was on a walking holiday in Ireland. He became thirsty so decided to ask at a home for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and served him a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the kitchen, running up to the visitor and giving him a great deal of attention. The visitor commented that he had never seen a pig this friendly. The housewife replied: "Ah, he's not that friendly. That's his bowl you're using."

Some relations are like TOM and JERRY. They tease each other, they knock down each other, they irritate each other but they even can?t live without each other!

It's Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
Dreams,
That's Why
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday

Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line

Three birders walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. (Ha!)

Birder 1: What kind of bird is that?
Birder 2: A gulp.
Birder 1: A gulp? Never heard of it.
Birder 2: It's like a swallow, only it's bigger

What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A Golden Receiver!

The Duck and the Bartender:
A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, "No, I am sorry, we have cherries and olives but no grapes." "Oh," says the duck and leaves.

Ten minutes later the duck returns and asks the same bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" "Like I said before, we have cherries and olives, but we don't have grapes!" says the bartender. "Oh," says the duck and leaves.

Ten minutes later the duck returns and again, asks, "Do you have any grapes?" "Look, beak lips," screams the bartender. "We have no grapes! We will never have grapes! And if you ask me again, I am going to nail your web-by little feet to the floor!" "Oh," says the duck and leaves.

Ten minutes later, the door swings open and the duck returns. The bartender is furious. He slams a bottle of beer down on the bar, stares menacingly at the duck and screams, "What?" "Uh . . . uh . . . do you have any . . . nails?" the duck asks. "Nails? Nails? No, we don't have nails," answers the bartender. "Mmmm," says the duck. "So, do you have any grapes?"

A Man and His Penguins:
A man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can't drive around with the penguins in the car and that he should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day, the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, "Hey! I thought I told you to take those to the zoo."

The man replies, "I did. Today, I'm taking them to the movies."

Once, there was a guy named Joe. One day, he died and found himself standing in front of the pearly gates . . .

St. Peter: Joe, if you can answer one question, I'll let you into heaven.
Joe: Sounds easy enough.
St. Peter: Who is with you always?
Joe: Oh, that's easy, Andy!
St. Peter: Andy?
Joe: Yeah, haven't you heard that hymn, "Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me?"

Why was the computer so tired when it got home?
Because it had a hard drive!

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.

If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
A secret.

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?
Quit imagining!

What has to be broken before it can be used?
An egg.

"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."

"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?"

"Yeah, I shaved with the electric razor."

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