Wednesday 3 September 2014

Funny Children Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Children Jokes Biography
source:- Google.com.pk

Here are some easy and cool jokes for children that I have compiled from various sources, the jokes are all G-rated and in good taste and they are very easy to learn. Telling jokes is a fun way for children to learn language development and improve their social skills.

For some kids it is very natural to tell jokes, but for others it is the delivery that they may have to practice.
Hey Kids ..... don't worry practice makes perfect and if you are looking for jokes that are easy and cool here are 15 jokes that you can practice to tell to your friends and family.


What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around and I’ll go ahead.


When does the alphabet only have 24 letters?
When U and I aren’t there.


What was the wizard’s favourite band?
ABBA-cadabra


What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships


What does a dentist call his X-rays?
Tooth pics!


Why can’t 101 dalmatians play hide –and-seek?
Because they’d get spotted!

What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French Flies


Patient: Doctor doctor I feel like a bell
Doctor: Give me a ring when you feel better!


What award did the inventor of the door-knocker win?
A no-bell prize!


What;s Dr Jekyll's favourite game?
Hyde and seek


Recycling Lesson


Teacher: Does anyone know what it means to recycle?
Amy: That's when I have to ride my older sister's bicycle instead of getting a new one.

The family went bowling one night and brought seven-year-old Stevie for the first time. Along with the rest of the family, Stevie laced up his bolwing shoes and then went to select a ball. Everyone else choose one but Stevie could not make up his mind.
Ten minutes went by and finally Father said, "Stevie, just pick a ball. We don't have all night."
"But I can't!" wailed Stevie, "Every ball i pick up has holes on it!"

Patient: Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of tea, I get a sharp pain in my right eye.What should I do, Doctor?
Doctor: Have you tried taking the spoon out of your cup

How can a teacher double his money?
By folding it in half!

Why did the singer climb a ladder?
To reach the high notes

What do you get when you cross a mouse and a deer?
Mickey Moose

Father: How does Old MacDonald spell farm?
Son: E.I.E. I.O

Funny Children Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Children Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Children Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Children Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Children Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Children Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Children Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Children Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Children Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Children Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

Funny Children Jokes Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos

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