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Old Man: "Are you the young fellow who sold me this tube yesterday and told me it was toothpaste?"
Clerk: "Yes sir."
Old Man: "Well, I tried for half an hour this morning and I couldn't get my teeth to stick in."
One blonde was on one side of the river and there was another blonde on the other side of the river. One blonde yells to the other blonde, "How do you get to the other side?" and the other blonde yells back, "You are on the other side!"
Q: Why do museums have old dinosaur bones?
A: Because they cant afford new ones.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Yo mama so black, I shot at her and the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
There are three blondes who are on a road trip. As they are driving through the desert, their car breaks down. They have no phone to call anyone, so they decide to walk to the nearest city, several miles away. They each decide to take one thing to make the journey better. The first blonde takes the radio and says, "If we get bored, we can put the radio on and listen to music." The second blonde decides to take a wheel, "In case one of us gets really tired, we can go inside the wheel and be rolled." The third blonde takes the car door, "In case it gets too hot, we can roll down the window!"
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
A: Time to fix the fence!
Q: Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
A: So he wouldn't fall into the hot chocolate.
Q: What would you do if an elephant sat in front of you at a movie?
A: Miss most of the film.
Q: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: Did you ever try to iron one?
Q: What do you do when you see an elephant with a basketball?
A: Get out of its way!
Q: What is gray and blue and very big?
A: An elephant holding it's breath!
Q: What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
A: Ten after one!
Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs
Q: Where should a 500 pound alien go?
A: On a diet
Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.
Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.
Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: Write on!
: What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?
A: Lonely
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they are two-tired!
Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights!
Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up?
A: Someday my prints will come!
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept!
Q: What part of the car is the laziest?
A: The wheels, because they are always tired!
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!
Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quattro sinko.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick.
Q: What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?
A: Ghoul keeper.
Q: What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
A: Yeller!
Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
A: Cheerios!
Funny Joke Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Joke Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Joke Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Joke Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Joke Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Joke Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Joke Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Joke Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Joke Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Joke Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
Funny Joke Of The Day Funny Jokes for Kids About School to Tell Friends to Tell Their Parents About Teachers in Hindi Photos
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